Donkey robot or Disco Dojo sir

Summer heat is on the rise here in Israel, and we look with amazement at two new developments in the martial arts field. The first is Disco Dojo, a new fitness/martial arts style developed by Mr. Scott Cole, a Palm Springs-based fitness instructor. We at AKBAN had enough of eating dust for so many years that there might be a chance of us doing Disco dojo ourselves, only we thought about changing the name a little, how about Polka-ninja? With time we will have robots doing all our martial art training! We will then probably contemplate the universe while watching reruns of Seinfeld.